The Brothers Grail
Welcome to the Brothers Grail podcast, a delightfully humorous and unabashedly vulgar journey through the sacred scriptures led by three middle-aged, Aussie brothers. Raised in a non-religious household, Big Brother Quindogg embarked on a mission to delve into the depths of the Old & New Testament, driven by a curiosity for the lesser-known passages often overlooked by mainstream religion. Little did he know, the journey would take a comically unexpected turn merely a page in, as the bizarre and intriguing revelations of the text began to unfold. Enter the younger brothers, The Captain & K-Bevan, joining Quindogg in this chaotic yet earnest spiritual exploration. Together, they form a tight-knit trio, bound by their shared skepticism and insatiable thirst for knowledge. In each episode, Quindogg assumes the role of the guide, attempting to rein in K-Bevan’s impulsive jumps ahead and The Captain’s winding rants, while leading his brothers and listeners through the ancient verses of the Bible, fearlessly uncovering its misogyny, brutality, hypocrisy, and frankly strange stories and teachings. Join us as we embark on an immature yet thought-provoking and often clumsily humorous odyssey through the sacred texts, navigating the realms of faith, mysticism, and the unexpected. Whether you’re a seasoned believer, a curious skeptic, or simply intrigued by the complexities of religious literature, the Brothers Grail podcast invites you to join our non-fanatical congregation as we embark on a quest for enlightenment, one chapter at a time. Join us on our search for the Brothers Grail
Episodes
Sunday May 26, 2024
Sunday May 26, 2024
In the captivating inaugural episode of 'The Brothers Grail' podcast, an invigorating approach on understanding the Bible is presented. Kicking off the discussion with the biblical book of Genesis, the Brothers Grail explore the creation story from an intriguing new perspective.The episode enthuses listeners as traditional landowners of North Queensland and Melbourne are acknowledged, applauding their role as first storytellers and custodians of their lands for over 65,000 years. The Brothers Grail embark on an expedition, dissecting intricate aspects of the Bible, from the creation of the universe to the creation of flora and fauna, leaving the audience engaged and enthralled.Employing sharp wit, lively debate, and thought-provoking interpretations, the Brothers Grail paint an unconventional narrative of the Bible. Deep-diving into the scriptures, they explore the symbolic meanings of diverse events, objects, and characters, illuminating new understandings on one of the world's most read literary pieces.The episode concludes with a compelling discussion on Genesis's first two chapters, analyzing various themes - from the mystery of human creation to the surreal Garden of Eden. Join the Brothers Grail on this enlightening journey, and experience the Bible through a fresh and engaging lens.The 'Unraveling Adam & Eve: Genesis Revisited' episode of The Brothers Grail challenges the norm, dissecting narratives, questioning traditional beliefs, and presenting a unique view on the biblical creation story. Don't miss out on this insightful and engaging understanding of one of history's most debated texts.
Sunday Jun 02, 2024
Sunday Jun 02, 2024
Quindogg, K-Bevan and the Captain continue on in the Old Testament. After episode 1 covered the creation of the universe & introduced Adam & Eve, we continue just after god booted them out of the garden of eden.
Kane & Abel do their thing, husbands know their wife’s to populate the earth but god isn’t happy. Enter Noah.
There’s a long and random segment by The Captain, inspired by a man on the street trying to sign him up to the church. K-Bevan puts in the performance of a lifetime but is still probably going to hell.
The Brothers Grail is still learning as we go… and it shows. Stick with us :)
Sunday Jun 09, 2024
Sunday Jun 09, 2024
Hey there, friends! Welcome back to another wild episode with the Brothers Grail! We kick things off with some laughs and banter as we dive into the chaotic aftermath of Noah's flood. Did you know Noah got drunk and naked in his tent? Yeah, that happened! 😅 We also untangle the confusing genealogy of Noah's descendants, and meet our new heroes, Abram and Lot. Oh, and there's a barren lady named Sarai who promises to spice things up. 🚀 But the real kicker? God decides that humans are getting along too well, so he scatters them across the Earth and gives them different languages. Classic God move, right? 🌍 So buckle up for a fun and bizarre journey through Genesis chapters 7-11. Trust us, you don't want to miss this one! 🙌
Sunday Jun 16, 2024
Sunday Jun 16, 2024
Hey friends! Welcome back to another episode of The Brothers Grail, where we dive into the Bible with a modern twist. This time, we're covering chapters 12 to 14 of Genesis, and things get wild. Abram's on the move, and he's got some questionable tactics up his sleeve.
We chat about everything from Abram's journey, the infamous wife-pimping incident, and a big war that somehow stays boring. Plus, we get into a deep discussion about how these ancient stories stack up against modern ethics and history.
It's a mix of laughs, face-palms, and genuine curiosity. So grab a drink, kick back, and let's explore these ancient tales together!
Sunday Jun 23, 2024
Sunday Jun 23, 2024
Hey there! Buckle up for an epic ride as we dive into the hilarious and jaw-dropping adventures of Abram (now Abraham) and his crew. From wild side missions to sneaky attacks, this episode has it all! We'll even witness some divine name changes and, yep, some rather unexpected baby-making drama. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. So grab your favorite snack and get ready to laugh, gasp, and maybe even cringe a little. Let's get biblical, my friend!
Sunday Jun 30, 2024
Sunday Jun 30, 2024
Hey there! In this episode of The Brothers Grail podcast, Quindogg, the Captain, and K-bevan dive deep into the weird and wild stories of the Old Testament. Ever wondered what happens when angels visit the infamous cities of Sodom and Gomorrah? Spoiler: it involves some serious negotiations, an angry mob, and a lot of unexpected twists.
Join us as we navigate through these ancient tales with a mix of humor and curiosity. From the questionable decisions of Lot to the whiny pleas of Abraham, we promise a ride filled with strange sexual escapades, divine interventions, and a sprinkle of the absurd. Perfect for both the devout and the skeptics!
Grab a drink, sit back, and let’s uncover these biblical mysteries together. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this one!
Sunday Jul 07, 2024
Sunday Jul 07, 2024
Hey there, friend! 🌟 Ready for a wild ride through the Bible like you've never experienced before? This episode of "The Brothers Grail" is packed with twists, turns, and a whole lot of laughter. Join Quindog, the Captain, and Kebevan as they unravel the sacred texts with a healthy dose of irreverence and humor. 😄We'll dive into the story of Abraham, who might just be the original scam artist, deceiving kings and getting rewarded for it! And wait until you hear about the time he almost sacrificed his son Isaac—talk about a dramatic cliffhanger! 😲Plus, we explore the themes of faith, fertility, and divine manipulation, all while navigating through some of the Bible's most bizarre and intriguing stories. From sibling secrets to divine tests, this episode has it all. So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and let's embark on this biblical adventure together. 🚀Don't miss out on the laughs and the revelations—tune in now! 🎧
Sunday Jul 14, 2024
Sunday Jul 14, 2024
Hey friends! 🌟 In this episode of The Brothers Grail, we dive into an adventurous tale where Abraham sends his trusty servant on a mission to find a wife for his son, Isaac. Spoiler alert: there's thigh-grabbing, camel-watering, and a surprise nose ring! 🐫💍
Join us as we explore the hilarious and heartwarming journey of Rebecca, who leaves her home to become Isaac's bride. Trust us, you don't want to miss this one! Grab your favorite snack, sit back, and let's get into it! 🍿❤️
Sunday Jul 21, 2024
Sunday Jul 21, 2024
Hey there! We're back with another exciting episode of The Brothers Grail, and this one is a doozy. Join us as we dive into the story of Jacob and Esau, twin brothers with a rivalry that could put any soap opera to shame. This episode is packed with drama, deception, and divine blessings—perfect for a cozy listen!
We'll revisit the hilarious scam where Jacob tricks his father, Isaac, into giving him Esau's blessing. Plus, we've got some new characters entering the scene, including the ever-so-hairy Esau, who might just remind you of a certain mythical creature.
So grab your favorite snack, get comfy, and let's unravel this biblical tale together. Trust us, you don't want to miss this one!
Sunday Jul 28, 2024
Sunday Jul 28, 2024
Hey friends! 🌟 Welcome back to another episode of The Brothers Grail! This time, Quindog, Kabevan, and the Captain dive deep into the world of ancient trickery, sibling rivalries, and a whole lot of baby drama. We kick things off with some heartfelt acknowledgments to the traditional owners of the land and then jump right into the juicy bits of Jacob's journey.
Ever wondered how one could end up with two wives through a series of tricks and bargains? Or how mandrakes play a role in ancient fertility hacks? This episode has it all: from Jacob's sneaky deals with his uncle Laban to the emotional rollercoaster of barren wives and unexpected blessings.
We also tackle some real talk about the moral implications of these ancient stories and why they made it into the Bible. And don't worry, there's plenty of humor and banter to keep things light and entertaining. 😄
So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and join us as we unravel the complexities of these timeless tales. It's a wild ride you won't want to miss! 🚀
The Brothers Grail
Three untalented, uneducated and non-religious aussie brothers read and talk about the bible.
Quindogg is the big brother - he reads the bible - he is the smartest and best looking - he wrote this.
The Captain is the middle brother - he is the loudest & most opinionated - he is nappropriate - listen to him
K-Bevan is the baby brother - he will have the most insightful thoughts... when Quindogg and The Captain shutup!!!