The Brothers Grail

Three brothers. Zero theology degrees. One ancient book full of murder, scams, miracles, and bad decisions.

Season 2 of The Brothers Grail begins with Exodus.
After finishing Genesis, the boys return to pick up the story where it turns darker, bloodier, and somehow even more absurd.

This episode marks the first ever video-recorded episode of the show. The production is rough, the opinions are unfiltered, and the Bible is treated exactly as it appears on the page. No sermons. No reverence. No pretending we know what we’re doing.

We recap Genesis the only way it deserves to be recapped, then dive straight into Exodus. Pharaohs get paranoid, babies get thrown into rivers, and Moses immediately proves he might be the most violent “hero” we’ve met so far.

If you’ve ever wondered:

  • What the Bible actually says when you read it out loud

  • Why so many biblical heroes succeed through lying, violence, and dumb luck

  • Or how three grown men can argue for an hour about ancient genealogy, foreskins, and divine favour

This podcast might be for you.

🎙️ The Brothers Grail is an unscripted, irreverent read-through of the Bible by people who don’t believe it, don’t understand it, and refuse to pretend otherwise.

Start here. Or don’t. Either way, Exodus has begun.

Episodes

Aug 18, 2024

1hr 9 min

Hey there, friends! Welcome back to another wild ride with the Brothers Grail. This episode is packed with twists, turns, and a bit of divine intervention. We're diving into chapters 12 and beyond, where Jacob (or is it Israel?) and his clan navigate some seriously tricky situations.
From acknowledging the traditional owners of the lands to unraveling a foreskin scam that would make even the Trojan horse look tame, we've got it all. We'll also see how Jacob's sons take matters into their own hands, leading to some unexpected and bloody consequences.
So, grab a glass of wine (or maybe not, if you're recording) and join us for a story filled with deceit, divine rebranding, and a bit of brotherly love. And don't forget to hit that subscribe button, follow us on Facebook, and tell your friends—because who wouldn't want to hear about a good old-fashioned biblical scam?

Aug 25, 2024

49 min

Hey there, friends! 🌟 In this episode of The Brothers Grail, we're diving deep into some wild biblical drama. Ever heard of Joseph and his fancy Technicolor tunic? Well, he's about to get into some serious sibling rivalry! 😲
We'll take you through Jacob's rollercoaster family dynamics, a plot twist with a mysterious veiled woman, and a shocking side of God's wrath. You won't believe the scams, dreams, and divine interventions we've got in store for you today. Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride! 🚀
Join us and see why sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction. Don't miss out on this epic tale of betrayal, dreams, and unexpected turns. Let's get biblical! 📜✨

Nov 24, 2024

1hr 22 min

Hey there! 🌟 Dive into this wild episode where we chat about Brother Joseph's journey from being sold into Egyptian slavery to becoming Pharaoh's most trusted advisor. It's a hilarious and sometimes bewildering ride through dreams that predict the future, a Pharaoh's baker and butler with some serious issues, and Joseph's knack for ending up on top no matter where he starts. 😅
We'll also touch on a tactful approach to taking on the smallest religions in Australia (with love, of course) and the infamous Brothers Grail's quest to grow their fanbase. Spoiler: there's talk of meat hampers! 🥩
So, whether you're a long-time listener or just tuning in, join us for another round of banter, Bible tales, and Brotherly humor. It's not all about Joseph's pretty face and God-given talents, but there's plenty of that too. Enjoy the laughs, the insights, and don't forget to spread the word—help us make the Brothers Grail the next big thing!

Jan 5, 2025

1hr 20 min

Join us as we dive into another whirlwind episode of The Brothers Grail! We're talking sibling pranks, emotional highs, and some serious divine intervention. Let's just say, Joseph has been on quite the journey.From being sold into slavery by his own brothers to becoming the second most powerful man in Egypt, Joseph's story is one for the ages. But hold on, because there's plenty of sibling drama and heartfelt revelations that will keep you on the edge of your seat!Have your laughs ready and prepare for some surprise twists as we unravel these ancient tales with a modern, casual twist. It's not just history, it's a rollercoaster of emotions—don't miss this episode!

Feb 8, 2025

44 min

Hey there, dear friend! Join us as we explore the whimsical tales of The Brothers Grail and their recounts of divination and biblical hilarity! In this episode, we delve into the ever-quirky intersections of ancient genealogies and modern-day applications, all while trying to unravel the mystery of Joseph's epic rise. Spoiler alert: there's a chariot, and the pharaoh's fascination with livestock is borderline obsessive! 🐑
Ever wondered what it would be like to get lost in a narrative where Bible heroes are deemed scammers and sacred texts become sources of endless banter? Welcome to our world, where the sublime meets the ridiculous, and nothing is too sacred for a bit of light-hearted scrutiny. So, kick back, pour yourself a drink (or two), and let's dive headlong into this delightful labyrinth of semantics, shenanigans, and sacrificial sagas!

Mar 2, 2025

1hr 6 min

Hey there! Can you believe we've finally reached the end of Genesis with The Brothers Grail? 🎉 In this episode, we embark on an epic farewell journey through the monumental last chapters, from Jacob's deathbed monologues to Joseph's final days in Egypt. 😢Get ready to dive deep into the whirlwind of biblical blessings, curse-throwing, and those classic Grail giggles as we wrap our heads around ancient promises and sibling rivalries. We're going full circle and tying up the epic saga that took us through Eden, up Noah's ark, down the rabbit holes of Abraham's antics, past Isaac's quietude, and into Jacob's dramatic legacy. 🌈Whether you're here for the biblical insights, the brotherly banter, or just love a good story, this finale episode is your ticket to understanding Genesis like never before. Let's get into it, friends! 📖✨

Jan 18, 2026

47 min

Hey — welcome to our very first video episode. Expect technical hiccups and low production values — we’re still figuring it out. I’m Quindogg and these are my brothers Captain Wetbeard and Kebevan; we don’t know much about the Bible but we’re here to read, react, and laugh our way through it.
In this episode we recap Genesis and jump into Exodus 1–3: Pharaoh’s nasty plan, baby Moses in a basket, murder, exile to Midian, and the iconic burning bush moment. It’s messy, honest, and surprisingly entertaining — like a chat with mates who have no filter. Stick around, shout at us, and enjoy the ride.

Apr 6, 2026

58 min

Come hang out while we fumble through Exodus — there are snakes from sticks, a river of blood, brutal brick quotas, and an unexpectedly dramatic circumcision moment. We’re confused, loud, and absolutely loving it.Bring your grail, your whiskey (or chocolate), and a sense of humour — we’ll make sense of this crazy story together, one chaotic chapter at a time.

The Brothers Grail

Three untalented, uneducated and non-religious aussie brothers read and talk about the bible.

Quindogg is the big brother - he reads the bible - he is the smartest and best looking - he wrote this.

The Captain is the middle brother - he is the loudest & most opinionated - he is nappropriate - listen to him

 

K-Bevan is the baby brother - he will have the most insightful thoughts... when Quindogg and The Captain shutup!!! 

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